Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?

In no order I'd say



1. Music - Madonna

Thank you very much Madonna, I would never have guessed the CD had music in it unless you had the foresight to tell me about it.



2. Teargarden by Kaleidyscope - Smashing Pumpkins

Billy Corgan! I expected better of you! But I don't know why.



3. The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society - The Kinks

Oh sod off...



4. Rust in Peace - Megadeth

Ahyuk hyuk! But really, can we expect ANYTHING subtle from Megadeth?



5. The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether from Lack of Ideas or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother's Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don't Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to 'Guard' Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It's Over, Then It's Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won. - Chumbawumba

What the ****? Album titles of this length need to die!



6. Chocolate Starfish - Limp Bizkit

Just one more reason to hate Limp Bizkit



7. Magical Mystery Tour - The Beatles

Insanity had gripped the foursome for this strange outing. The title is proof.



8. OU182 - Van Halen

I'm struggling to compute whose puns are worse. Van Halen's or Megadeth's.



9. ...And Justice for All - Metallica

On the list purely for how confusing it is when you put it in a list. %26quot;I like Kill 'Em All, Master of Puppets and And Justice For All!%26quot; See what I mean?



10. Lovesexy - Prince

BWAHAHAHAHA!Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?Nice question. I won't put them in any order and I'm just picking stuff from my iTunes cuz I'm too lazy to think of others.



Protest the Hero - A Calculated Use of Sound

This a bad pun based on the fact that they're a mix of mathcore and punk (on this album.) Get it? MATHcore? Calculated? Hahaha yeah no. I hate it too.



Steely Dan - Can't Buy a Thrill

Yes, this does refer to prostitution, in case you were wondering.



Kanye West - The College Dropout

Kanye West debuted while the conscious rap era was prime and he became part of it. Basically he's supposed to be a really smart rapper. Dropping out of college doesn't really help that cause. Neither does letting everybody know that he did.



Every self-titled album ever. Especially bands with more than one s/t album.

Are you really that lazy?



NOFX - I Heard They Suck Live!!

Good way to advertise?



Nas - Untitled

This album was originally supposed to be called N*gger. Nas likes album titles that generate hype or controversy. But his decision to make it untitled and then saying %26quot;everyone will know the real title.%26quot; was just a stupid move. He pretty much dug his own grave and then decided he didn't want to die.



The Police - Reggatta de Blanc

This translates from french to %26quot;White Reggae.%26quot; You wanna admire The Police for daring to try out a genre that was previously ENTIRELY populated by blacks but then this makes you wonder how seriously they actually took their stuff.



Rx Bandits - Progress

This is the first album that they played Progressive Ska in as opposed to Ska-Punk.



Spastic Ink - Ink Compatible and Ink Complete

More bad puns.



Atmosphere - When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Sh*t Gold.

Does this even make sense? We've all heard a million different life gives you lemons metaphors but at least they're all a little sensible. Not this one.Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?Maybe Ill add more later, but here's what I'll start with:



Echoes, Silence, Patience %26amp; Grace - Foo Fighters



Damn! that sure gets me pumped up for some rock n' roll! Oh wait....what kind of **** is this ****? - Coldplay?!Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That by Marnie Stern. It's not even that I hate the title so much, but it's so goddamn unwieldy.Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?-Hopes and Fears - Keane

-MMHMM - Relient K

-The Indescribable Wow - Sam Phillips

-Heavier Things - John Mayer

-FutureSex/LoveSounds - Justin Timberlake

-Youth %26amp; Young Manhood - Kings of Leon

-Songs We Sing - Matt Costa

-Blood - Franz Ferdinand

-Who We Are - Lifehouse

-It Won't Be Soon Before Long - Maroon 5



and I agree with the person who said every self-titled album.Ten Worst Album Titles In Your Opinion?Any pop albums, any rap albums, and hip hop albums, and country albums, etc.